更新时间：2025-10-18 03:35:57 | 人气：324909 | 作者：胡卉杉, |
昔年芸歌侣，凫舄向南征。官俸鱼租入，衙斋蜃气成。问程看日出，到海听鸡鸣。地僻无官长，何须束带迎。
《购房谨慎：买前警惕潜在陷阱与风险》
In a last-ditch attempt to save his career, a dodgy salesman tries to sell the Earth to aliens, but they shockingly shrug off his offer, triggering an eruptive event to save humanity and reveal their true intentions.
2025-10-18 03:35:58
羽毛扇遥指千军阵锦缎裁几寸
LikeHalloweendaybutitwasFourthofJulynow
制作
荒徼宜良牧，天朝命钜公
驿骆驱驰远，专城保障雄。
英名在世长如日，遗像于今凛若神
临池馀事得忠臣，白刃林中不动身。
